This could actually be the saddest video on the internet.
This is Winston. He loves to nap in a fruit bowl, and he also happens to be the cutest and the worst banana security officer. Not even once could he prevent one banana from being stolen by mean banana-thieves, but he was quite vocal when it came to expressing his disapproval of what was going on. Those squeaky sad meows brought tears to my eyes.
Just watch at 1.15 how he perks his head up when he hears his human coming. This is the sweetest kitty in the world.
I want me a Winston.
